How he gets out of trouble.
Between those lashes and freckles - which I always wanted - I don't stand a chance. This killer combination works best on his mother.
So do his stories.
Today's was about the hampster holes he discovered on the school playground. And the violent one that bit him. He has the wound to show you.
Uh huh. See that red mark?
That's it; that's where he got me.
You do know hampsters don't live outside, right?
Oh. Well, I think they were groundhogs. Yeah, groundhogs.